The whistle makes me their God.: Archive

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Watch

transponsters: justanotherinfatuation: breathedeeep: theravenclawwhofellfordrarry: tyleroakley: Just one of those posts I can’t NOT reblog. I’M DYING!!! XD hahahha ohmygod this is gonna be me i am not joking I have never gone a day in my life without quoting this video since I have seen it.

Feb 20th

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Use of Profanity With Age

8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!

18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Reading hurts.

That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 14th

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Ugh fucking Ted

WHY!? why? I don’t want another Robin/Ted storyline. I really really don’t.

Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Katniss: Peeta, could you please stop it with the bread jo-

Peeta: I BREAD YOUR PARDON

Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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georgeisholey: I hate it when Arthur gets distracted by some stupid girl crush and starts neglecting Merlin. THOSE GIRLS MEAN NOTHING SIT DOWN.

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Textbooks in College

Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.

Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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oozyratinasanitaryzoo: Sometimes I think like a non fan-girling member of society and think, hey, why does being a Harry Potter fan have to be on my boyfriend checklist? And then I revert back to my usual, awesome self and think “because I fucking said so” and then I carry on with my day.

Jan 27th

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